if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market
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Me when I look good: beauty is so powerful
Me when I’m ugly: beauty is fleeting and meaningless . Get a hobby, do something w ur life you shallow bitch
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Life in Madrid, Spain
they both ugly whats the difference
The one on the left will not stop talking about how good acid is while the one on the right judges you for not being vegan and smells exclusively of cigarette ash
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